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The Short funny story general throws a dinner party, inviting some prominent officers and local landowners. The Irishman is dragged out into the light, whereupon he promptly dies of liver failure. So she continued with her lesson and another friend of mine took two of her books and switched out two of the Artemis books on her desk to make them look like they were still there.

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After quite a struggle with the shoes, which were a little tight, Tessa finally got them on. Read here There Was Once Margaret Atwood A storyteller is constantly interrupted while trying to relate a traditional fairytale.

He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. There may be affiliate links on this page that I could receive a small commission from. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters.

A little boy asked his father: The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter. He took it out and passed it over without hesitation.

At first I just told my best friend, but then the whole school found out. Later that day, I was walking with my mom, when I tripped and hit my leg on the ground really hard. Once more, another train passes and the whole cupboard collapses again. Upon their stroll, they came across a pit of quick sand.

But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off.

He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. The family is thrown into confusion and overreacts to the situation. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, the fitter decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse.

The Great Detective devotes the full power of his analytical brain to the case. There was a couple…the lady was very talkative and she kept talking with people on the phone hour after hour when she is alone at home. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants' His final announcement was: I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go down.Database of user-written Funny Short Stories on Short Stories Read Funny Short Stories or write your very own!

A funny story involving a cop and two ladies: There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A state trooper pulled it over. The 80 Best Funny Short Stories.

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